Free · 72 hours · Yours to keep

Your nephew set up the ads. Or an agency you've never met.

Either way — when did anyone last actually look at the account?

No cost. No obligation. You keep the findings either way.

Already have an agency? Even better. We've told people to stay put. No pitch deck, no discovery process

Hymie Zebede — founder Selling on Amazon since 2012, eight figures built from zero. He reviews every teardown before it goes out.

Start here — two doors

Amazon should be somebody's job.
Right now it's nobody's.

I'm selling on Amazon

A written diagnostic of what's broken and what it's costing you. Free, 72 hours, yours to keep.

Free teardown

I'm not on Amazon yet

An established business deciding whether Amazon is worth it. We'll tell you honestly — including if the answer is no.

Launch assessment

You can't tear down an account that doesn't exist. Two different situations, two different first conversations — most agencies force everyone through one form, which is why half the people who land there leave.

Why accounts leak

Most accounts we open are losing money somewhere nobody's looked in a year.

Not because anyone is incompetent. Because Amazon accounts drift — a bid nobody revisited, a listing that lost its main image, a keyword you're paying for that you already rank for organically.

None of it announces itself. It just quietly compounds.

Bids nobody revisited

Set at launch, never touched since.

Cannibalised keywords

Paying for traffic you already own.

Silent listing damage

Suppressed images, lost content.

Inventory penalties

Aged stock, long-term storage fees.

The deliverable

What you get back

✓ Wasted ad spend, by campaign, in dollars
✓ Listings losing the sale after the click
✓ Keywords you're renting that you should own
✓ Inventory risk in the next 60 days
✓ One page: what we'd fix first, and why

72h

Turnaround

Cost

Yours

To keep

And then the rebuild plan

The teardown ends with what we'd do about it — week one, weeks two to six, and ongoing. Whether we're the ones who do it is a separate conversation.